throws beer bottles at Pandora until she flees for her pickup's gun rack

I am King! *burp*

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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

-Tucker Max

Oh-ho! We've up a country theme! Well in that case. . .

Ersska releases her hounds who chase Falconer off the hill, nipping at his butt.

She takes her place on top of the hill and raises a glass of sweet tea.
"Cheers to the Southern Queen!!!"

'Tis MINE!

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Makla IS a turkey, no matter what he says. . .

grabs a deer rifle from the gun rack and shoots back.

Then builds a deer stand on top of the hill.

I be Queen here me roar!

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While she is building the deer rack Alondor come out of the barn and yells Stampede!

I be king may fried chicken fall from the sky and distract all cept we vegetarians

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To the well organized mind death is but the next great adventure

Ersska grabs a bucket of fried chicken and throws it at Alondor, knocking him off the hill.

'Tis MINE!!!

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Makla IS a turkey, no matter what he says. . .

Excited by the sudden and unusual meteorological phenomenon, Silentiea gets all overwhelmed and does something crazy: Eats the sky.

All of it.

While everyone else starts pouting about Armageddon, Silly calmly walks up on the hill, too full of chicken and clouds to freak out.

The Prophet rules again.

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"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens

Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.

Prophet of Truth: I... am... Truth! The voice of the Covenant!
Thel 'Vadamee: And so... you must be silenced!

The Arbiter rules! *waves energy sword*

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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

-Tucker Max

pats sill on back who barfs up sky.

Eww, it's all green now.

I am Queen hear me roar!

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~Once I knew who I was, until I met someone who knew me even better.~
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pats pandora on the head before pushing her off and eating the hill. Alondor then yells, "I am the hill and the hill is me so i am king and you may not defeat me"

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To the well organized mind death is but the next great adventure

Enraged at the loss of lunch, Silentiea immediately goes looking for a new one. The first one to be found, of course, is the nearest. Silly immediately proceeds to devour both the hill and the puny little fellow atop it, and soon after the entirety is being digested within a very complex and rather alien system of bowels.

And so remains Silentiea, King-God of the Universe.

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"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens

Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.

Enraged that siletia decides to eat him and no one else simply because he was the hill Alondor cuts her up and proclaims again "I am the hill and the hill is me so i am king and you may not defeat me"

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To the well organized mind death is but the next great adventure

I pop into existence with a blade in hand. Looking up to the top of the hill, I view Alondor seemingly rooted in place. So I decide it's not worth the trouble. I find the scraps of Sil's space station and retool them into a warhead and throw at the Alondor-Hill mutation.
With that "creature" gone, I build a new hill out of the remains of the old, making sure to bury Alondor's body very deep.
Then I place lift up my throne and toss it up to the top, climb up after it, plant my sword into the ground, and take my seat.

My Hill, My Kingdom.

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Let us bring a new Golden Age to Dragnix.

Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We've missed you.

So saying, Agent Falconer rises in the air, and after a long fistfight, defeats Dragon444!

Everything that has a beginning has and end, Dragon444.

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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

-Tucker Max

Lucky enough for Alondor he is part phoenix and can therefore be reborn a thousand times over. After rising from the dead he looks around finds a trash can lid on the ground and chucks it at Agent Falconer, removing him from his rain of terror.

I am king may edible golden fried chicken fall from the sky

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To the well organized mind death is but the next great adventure

Laughing quietly, as under one's breath, Silentiea slowly walks out of the shadows, almost silhouetted against the backdrop of the sky, if it weren't for walking up a Hill. As the prophet continues up, the figure that is walking steadily changes, growing more and more grotesque, more and more unrecognizable. By the time Silly reaches the top of the hill, an entity that would drive Cthulhu himself to madness is bearing down on Alondor.

Some time later, everyone wakes up to find Silentiea, appearing just as usual, sitting in a folding lawn chair upon the top of the hill, wearing a cheap Burger King crown.

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Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.

Springing out of the shadows, a ninja warrior snap kicks Silentiea off the hill, sending the Burger King hat flying.

Falconer is here! Let the night fall....

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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

-Tucker Max

Summoning two giant golden drumsticks from thin air Alondor runs up the hill and beats Falconer senseless before sending him rolling down the hill and proclaiming as is his custom

I am king may edible golden fried chicken fall from the sky

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To the well organized mind death is but the next great adventure

Following Alondor's example with musical weaponry, Ersska sneaks up behind him and slams both sides of his head with cymbals, knocking him out and leaving him with a horrible ringing in his ears. After disposing of the body, Ersska takes her rightful place at the top of the Hill.

'Tis MINE!

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Makla IS a turkey, no matter what he says. . .

I take my blade in hand and travel once mor up to the peak of the Third Hill.
I swat the one named Ersska with the flat of my blade, sending them rolling down the hill.
Then I set once more upon my throne and slide the blade into the ground at my feet.

My Hill, My Kingdom.

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Let us bring a new Golden Age to Dragnix.

Agent Falconer explodes from the hillside and tackles Dragon444, throwing him off the hill.

"This is my world, my world!"

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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

-Tucker Max

Ersska flings one of her cymbals like a frisbee, hitting Falconer and knocking him off the Hill. She slithers back up the Hill still holding the other cymbal, waiting for someone else to attack.

'Tis MINE!

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Makla IS a turkey, no matter what he says. . .

Being largely unaffected by "cymbalism", Agent Falconer brings down the wrath of the Machines, the Sentinels knocking Ersska backwards.

I rule here!

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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

-Tucker Max

Alondor decides to continue with his chicken based attacks and picks up siad bird. He then runs up the hill and shoves Agent Falconer's head up the chickens butt. Then kicking falconer down the hill he yells for what seems the millionth time

It is i again may you eat golden fried chicken and stop over throwing my awesome rule

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To the well organized mind death is but the next great adventure

doges all chicken wars and goes straight for the hill.

the proceeds to cement chicken war paticipants to the ground.

chickens a cement, hee hee!

I am Queen, hear me roar!

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~Once I knew who I was, until I met someone who knew me even better.~
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Silentiea approaches Mid and proposes an alliance. Silly will act as a bodyguard and a second for Mirravin, who will remain queen for as long as she lives.

The Prophet, knowing as always, giggles quietly and waits for several hundred billion years until Mirravin is assaulted by a horde of <CENSORED>*, which Silly could not hope to combat. As Mirravin lay dying on the ground, Silentiea walks up and takes the crown from her head, raising a new flag over the eternal Hill.





*Sorry. Silly has so few weaknesses, I thought I wouldn't make it easy for you.

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"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens

Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.