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Post by John »

That....was the oddest...conversation I've ever heard...
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Post by Jishdefish »

Yesh yesh odd be good for your soul!
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Post by Firuweata »

1). You didn't take part in that conversation...

2). That conversation was actually relativitly normal compared to most of them on this site...
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Post by Jake »

This conversation shall live forevevr ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Post by Jishdefish »

I must kill.......
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Post by Jake »

noooooo dont kill me please im just innocent!!!!
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Post by wut2say »

i dont think that he meatn kill u he just said he must kill which means he could kill anyone from chalgrish to firuweata so u really dont have to worry to much unless u did something major to piss his off(did u?)
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Post by Jake »

ok ok im now back to normal!
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Post by wut2say »

well thats good.....
:? :? :?
:? :? :?
wait how can u be back to normal?.........when HAVE u been normal? :?: :shock:
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Post by Jishdefish »

I must kill... EVERYONE!!!!
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Post by wut2say »

naughty, naughty


*takes jishdefish and traps him in a bubble of water*

u cant kill everyone, then u would be quite lonely and ther would be no one to talk to.
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Post by Firuweata »

Wait, did you just say "from Chalgrish to Firuweata"???

Wow, that means I am the exact opposite of Chalgrish...
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Post by Jishdefish »

<Transforms into human therefore bursting your bubble<<pun intended>>>

No I can always talk to the spirits....

<Pulls out longsword>

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Post by Silentiea »

*seid*
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Post by Jishdefish »

Besides the world will end six years from now.... Huh.... 06/06/06

+6/+18<6x3>-3<trinity>/+6 = 12/21/12 The devil!!!!
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Post by wut2say »

yeah didnt get that :?

*takes sword from jishy*

once again naughty naughty, will u ever learn?

*puts him in steel bubble with water cushions* there now u wont hurt urself or others
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Post by Jishdefish »

Starts strangling meself!!!

<strangled laugh>
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Post by Silentiea »

You can't strangle yourself to death, you fall unconscious and your arms relax...

-He might be able to drown himself, I don't really know much about dragonfish anatomy.

It's pronounced FRAGUM.
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Post by Jishdefish »

Actually I can!!! I strangle myself as a human and when I go unconciose I become a Dragonfish then I will sufficate without water!!!

You were wrong I can kill meself!!!
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Post by Firuweata »

"Lets not bicker and argue about who killed who...This is supposed to be a happy occasion..."

And that math problem was bullcrap...Anyone can find simularities between two things, such as two dates...

+10 points to the first one to name the movie the quote (in parenthesis) was from...
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Post by Jake »

ok ok no need to be an idiot but this is off topic :offtopic:
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Post by Silentiea »

Firu, firstly those are quotation marks, secondly it's spelled parentheses when it's plural.

Jish, you were put into a shpere with water for padding on the walls, when you fall unconscious you'll fall into the water. Like I said earlier, though I still don't know much about... dragonfish, you could drown yourself.
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Post by Jishdefish »

Oh I thought is was water filled cusions....

Oh well doesn't matter....

Oh wait if I am in a bubble how can you hear me???

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Post by Firuweata »

Silentiea: It's Firuweata, not Firu. Please address me as such, or just call me Admiral...

And yes, I may be nearly perfect, but the english language has always stumped me...

Plus, I'm typing this in the dark, because I am currently staying in an Amish settlement...
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Post by Jishdefish »

Where do you get---

Ahah I caught meself before I fell into that horrible trap!!!

Booger...

There I am on topic!!!
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