Ways to die.

Chalgrish · Post by **Chalgrish** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:30 pm

This is a semi-serious question, but how would you want to die?

I want to be trussed up, attached to a rocket, and dropped out of an airplane. Just before I hit the ground, the rocket would ignite, sending me higher up. Then I was have a huge amoutn of dynamite and star powder on me, and I would explode, sending pieces flying everywhere.

Yeh, I think about this regularly.

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:54 pm

Suicide, or just death?

Just death, I don't know. Pretty much anything but old age.

Suicide, definitely a fair sized chunk of C4 strapped to my lower jaw. No-way no-how am I going to survive that one. Much more effective than falling to your doom or trying to rely on the slow bleeding of your own wrists...

Neco the Nightwraith · Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:23 pm

Oh, how morbid. However I die, it must happen immediately.

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:32 pm

Well, when your head is lying on the other side of the football field, you can be pretty sure you died fairly instantaneously.

Neco the Nightwraith · Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:36 pm

Ersska · Post by **Ersska** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:07 pm

All I know is that I'd hate to burn to death.

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:39 am

Why? I'd probably hate it too, but why even mention it, that's so... ...drab. You could die in a freak sparring accident. That'd be fun. Or you could be the loser of some epic battle. It doesn't even matter what you were fighting about, epic battles are worth losing just to say you died that way.

John · Post by **John** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:39 am

but you can-t...you wouldm't...how do you say you die?

Azrixaris Vorn · Post by **Azrixaris Vorn** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:35 pm

I would prefer to die in battle, protecting the one I love. Or be a martyr. Whichever. But if I were to suicide, I would rather get a nice gun, go on a killing spree, and then kill myself with the same weapon. The moral of the story, I want to die while I'm killing something. Or someone... *evil smirk* MWAHAHAH!!

Neco the Nightwraith · Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:19 pm

Well, now that you are talking about mass murder suicides, then I definately must go the way of Jim Jones: gather a huge cult, go to south america, and then force everyone to drink the koolaid. Those that don't get shot. Then I drink the koolaid.

End of story.

Either that, or I'm going to call a huge party of my enemies together, gun them down, then shoot myself.

End of story.

If I'm gonna go, then I'm taking hundreds with me.

Azrixaris Vorn · Post by **Azrixaris Vorn** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:21 pm

Now that's my kind of death!! *claps*

Neco the Nightwraith · Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:24 pm

*bows*

Yessir, I've got the imagination for it. Beats setting my arm chair on fire for sure.

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:38 pm

Well, if mass murder is allowed, I'd first spend a bunch of money on commissioning a 'Spruce Goose', and then a lot more on filling that goose with a nuke that takes up all the room but the cockpit. Then I'd fly it into tokyo. Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

Jishdefish · Post by **Jishdefish** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:00 pm

Is this really appropriate for a site for ALL ages?

Chalgrish I am so disappointed!!

That I didn't think of it first!

I would like to die in space... discovering a new planet or a new star system.... something that has to do with space and an important discovery..... Actually I have an end of the world plan:

A) When comet comes in 2012, have humoungous rocket lined with lead ready....

B) Have the rocket over a hole that leads to the mantle...

C) Comet hits causing Earth to Explode

D) extreame presure in mantle pushes lava out with extreame force to lift rocket out of atmosphere.

E) Use nuclear explosion to travel further...

F) Use rockets to travel the remaining way to Sirius... only 9 ly away from earth origionally was...

Probobly will not work but worth a try!!

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:25 pm

That dpesn't make sense. If we were going to reach Sirius, we'd need to either have enough room on the ship to live for a looooong time, or cryobanic freezing. Either way, we'd need all 6 years to get the ship ready anyway...

Jishdefish · Post by **Jishdefish** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:29 pm

Yeah I know but noone listens to me......

Every race on Earth will die out without any recognition from the rest of the galaxy..... talk about a sad way to die.....

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:57 am

Nonsense! No recognition... Haven't you heard about the alleged 'abductions'?

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:20 pm

i would like to die in a fight to the death! but win then randomly drop dead at the age of about 90!

Jishdefish · Post by **Jishdefish** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:49 pm

Yeah Sil thats like saying we recognise frogs......

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:07 pm

I would hate to die by the hands of a zombie...

However, being tortured to death by a band of Chinese terrorists would be perferable...

Neco the Nightwraith · Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:05 pm

Drop dead like that annoying guy in The Princess Bride? Heehee, right in mid-evil laughter?

MWAHAHA! MWAHAHAHA! MWAHAH-

*falls over dead*

That's got to be the best part of that movie.

Azrixaris Vorn · Post by **Azrixaris Vorn** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:09 pm

The best part of that movie was when whats-his-face was being tortured in the pit-of-whatever-they-called-it. But that's beside the point. In fact it's inconcievable. (little dry humor there) Anyway, dying by a zombie would suck. I'm deathly afraid of zombies. Haha. Get it? Deathly? Zombies? It's a semi-pun! But yes, dying in any fashion would suck.

Neco the Nightwraith · Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:13 pm

I almost died-by-zombie in a dream. Does that count?

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:52 pm

Azrix, are you okay? You definitely sound mentally ill.

AngelofDeath5 · Post by **AngelofDeath5** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:11 pm

Be Killed- Probably doing something important for either myself or those I care for, and being killed in the process or right after suceeding, with little ot no recognition. I've always been a behind the scenes kind of guy really.

Suicide- Kamakazi anyone? No serious, I would probably contemplate a mass murder or something and trick the cops into killing me, so that its suicide without actually comitting suicide...only in the end to be found innocent and wrongfully killed thus putting total blame on the authorities and government for a meaningless "murder" as the media would put it, and cause the government a whole heck of alot of trouble in that area...why? Just so that even though I'm dying I'm still giving the gov and the authorities hell...just cause I can.