I'm not dead!!! Yet...
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- Lord Advocate Noble Dragon
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I'm not dead!!! Yet...
I know haven't been on in a while, and the following is a list of excuses, which by total coincidince, is all true...
Since I've been gone, I have...
~Participated in a car wreck
~Almost had to kill my dog
~Got a new job
~Almost got sucked into a waterspout (For those of you who don't know, it's a tornado on a body of water. It never did develope into a full one, but got about 50 feet in the air, and to be perfectly honest, was one of the coolest things I've ever seen, and I've seen Naked Gun 2 1/2, The Smell of Fear.)
~Saw Naked Gun 2 1/2, The Smell of Fear
~Watched a Doctor Who marathon.
~Procrastinated to getting back online
Since I've been gone, I have...
~Participated in a car wreck
~Almost had to kill my dog
~Got a new job
~Almost got sucked into a waterspout (For those of you who don't know, it's a tornado on a body of water. It never did develope into a full one, but got about 50 feet in the air, and to be perfectly honest, was one of the coolest things I've ever seen, and I've seen Naked Gun 2 1/2, The Smell of Fear.)
~Saw Naked Gun 2 1/2, The Smell of Fear
~Watched a Doctor Who marathon.
~Procrastinated to getting back online
I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, a new Cadillac, and a plasma screen T.V....
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We just wound up sending him to a shelter, and it's cause he bit someone...
I wouldn't consider it unlucky. Think about it.
Car wrecks give you psychic abilities (that whole near death experience and whatnot)...
Dogs are expensive, and mine was really annoying. (However, I didn't like the whole "digging the grave for him" thing.)
Jobs bring money, and my new one is paying better than my last one.
Waterspouts...are...AWSOME!!!
Naked Gun 2 1/2, The Smell of Fear, is friggin' hilarious.
Doctor Who is also friggin' awsome.
"Procrastinate now...Don't put it off"
-Ellen DeGenerous-
I wouldn't consider it unlucky. Think about it.
Car wrecks give you psychic abilities (that whole near death experience and whatnot)...
Dogs are expensive, and mine was really annoying. (However, I didn't like the whole "digging the grave for him" thing.)
Jobs bring money, and my new one is paying better than my last one.
Waterspouts...are...AWSOME!!!
Naked Gun 2 1/2, The Smell of Fear, is friggin' hilarious.
Doctor Who is also friggin' awsome.
"Procrastinate now...Don't put it off"
-Ellen DeGenerous-
I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, a new Cadillac, and a plasma screen T.V....
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Oh, and tonight, I almost passed out due to breathing smoke, a pack of fire crackers blew up in my face, and I was almost hit with a mortar (Those BIG fireworks that go into the sky)...
However, I had one helluva night, and it was such a (insert bad pun here) blast, that it was worth winning America's independence from the British JUST for nights like tonight...
Also, I'm glad that Will Smith defeated those locust aliens...
However, I had one helluva night, and it was such a (insert bad pun here) blast, that it was worth winning America's independence from the British JUST for nights like tonight...
Also, I'm glad that Will Smith defeated those locust aliens...
I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, a new Cadillac, and a plasma screen T.V....
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exactly! i was watching gac and cmt for all the patriotic songs
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.
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At the time I posted this, you have 42 posts...
And I don't think you could, because...
A.) You don't know where I live
B.) I could take you
3.) I have a time machine (Not as cool as the T.A.R.D.I.S. , but still works)...
And I don't think you could, because...
A.) You don't know where I live
B.) I could take you
3.) I have a time machine (Not as cool as the T.A.R.D.I.S. , but still works)...
I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, a new Cadillac, and a plasma screen T.V....
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Firuweata!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gives big hug*
sorry didnt get around to that earlier.
glad ur back!
*gives big hug*
sorry didnt get around to that earlier.
glad ur back!
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.