New, New, New

[Teirnan Elidor]

Just putting in my two bits. Cant wait to get started again. In case you don't know, i started right before the old site was "destroyed." so lets get it on.

[Elysian]

Welcome back. I'm glad to see you came with us.

Is it too much to hope that you left your fur coat at the other board?

[Tourniquet]

Let's <b>GET IT OOOOOOOOON!!!</b> *Muscle pumping*

Nothing wrong with fur coats except that it means you're basically wearing an animal hide like cavemen used to. Nothing wrong with cavemen, now, is there?

[Serenity]

*Takes a needle and pokes a hole in Scotts muscles, deflating them like balloons* You're full of hot air, Scotty.

Welcome back Teirnan. It’s a pleasure, as always.

[Tourniquet]

S'not my fualt! He provoked me into doing something stupid! You know how immature my brain is. *Tries to walk away, dragging deflated muscles along the floor*

[Draches]

HAHA! HE SAID SNOT!!!
i love my muscles*poses in front of a mirror* mirror mirror on the wall, who's got the biggest muscles of the all??
*slowly a picture of alorith fills the mirror*
WHAT! BUT THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!! and not to mention completely wrong. i mean. everyone knows serenity has the biggest muscles. who else can pin down a full grown dragon and put slippers and bows on him?

oh yeah, and welcome you with the fur coat. i'm draches. and i rule this board. haha. no, really. serenity does. tempest just thinks he does

[White Dragon Alorith]

Don't think I ever saw you around the old board before, did you have a different name? Nice to see you though, I am Alorith Doer of stuff.


Wait Serenity rules this board? Oh, I've been attempting to hold the wrong person hostage for control over the board then. And Draches, I'm quite sure Elysian and Medea could also pin you down if they wanted to, so they are probably just as strong.

[Draches]

I seem to recall them pinning you down too! so don't think i'm the only one!! haha, and you know elysian can pin me down whenever she wants.. oops. did i say that outloud? crap! umm, i'm gonna go now. and i never saw that guy at the old board either... he must've hid in the general forum or something. newbies tend to do that.

[Serenity]

LOLOLOLOLOL Draches....

Teirnan is a friend of mine. I invited him here on the old board just weeks before it crashed, and he was only in the battle arena as I was teaching him PbP RPG, so he didn't get a chance to get out and do anything there.

[Draches]

AHA! so he is one of your minions! i bet your planning a coup on this board aren't you! TEMPEST! I'LL PROTECT YOU!!!
but htat's cool. we need more people. so invite what little friends you have serenity.

[Serenity]

*Pins Draches down and puts him in cute pink bunny pajamas with floppy ears and footies...*

I hope you like that outfit, Draches, because I coated the inside of it with superglue, so you'll be wearing it for a while...



*Takes a picture and sends it to Elise before he can struggle his way out of it.. Pats him on the head, rumpling his cute little bunny ears.*

See ya later cute, little, pink, fuzzy bunny!

[White Dragon Alorith]

Ahh, ith so cute! *pokes BunnyDraches* So you were keeping him caged up in the RP forum and I still didn't see him? Oh, wait, I visited that place once a month, no wonder I didn't see him.

[Teirnan Elidor]

Sorry for the long wait on my reply. I have S@#%Y internet so i dont get on farely often. As for who I am, you all can call me Teirnan the true prince of Q'aurnith (I think thats how its spelled). Uhmm... I enjoy long walks in the park as well as moon-lit strolls along the beach. Just kidding... not really. Yes, I am of knowing Serenity and her insatiable urges for power (Just playing Serenity). Hopefully, I will get to join you blokes on an epic quest of virtue and fascinating plot twists. Till we meet on the field,

Teirnan Elidor

[Void]

Since your new, you probably don't know this, but I'm pretty much the only villain around these parts.

Fear. Fear like you've never feared before.

Please?

[Elysian]

*Paints Draches's nails hot pink while Serenity holds him down*

That's what you get...lololololol

And I'll cherish this picture forever Serenity. Really, he just looks so darn CUTE!

And Void...good always wins.

[Draches]

Sits up and looks around...

void. i must say that i have just surpassed you in the evil factor... nothing can be more evil than a pink bunny with pink nails... gaaaahhhhhh!!!! ooo! a carrot!

hops off to find the carrot!

[Void]

Quieten down, Buckby. Thats my new nickname for Draches. Don't ask.

Also, Elysian, goodness wins amount as much my armpits. It's just that people celebrate good victories and pretend villainous ones never happened.

...
PWN'D!!!!!111oneone!!!

[Teirnan Elidor]

The only reason that people never aknowledge the victories of evil is because in the long run good always triumphs. And as history will tell us evil victories are not big steps forward anyway. Are you sure you want to be evil knowing full well that you can never truely win. Not to mention how can I fear someone who has some sort of creepy ski mask as their avatar.

(I'm sure you're really scary)((no really))

[Draches]

wow void... gettin picked on by the noob. lol. funny!

[Medea]

LOL! You guys are so hilarious. That pink bunny suit is sooo cute, and so are the nails. I think we need a bow tie or something to go along with it. And, you know Draches, I'm sure that Elysian would love to pin you down! lol. You know, she wanted me to tell you that MRFH-- *Medea was cut off violently as Elysian clamped her mouth shut and looked about ready to murder the poor (or evil, depending on your viewpoing) phoenix*

Elysian *glaring at the pheonix and giving her a I'll-deal-with-you-later look*: What Medea was about to say was that I wanted to tell you that you needed bright pink heels too.

Medea *nervous laugh*: Haha. . . yeah, that's right. . . *runs off*

[Tourniquet]

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Thank you Medea, for making absolutely sure that nobody has any idea what anyone is talking about anymore. Good to see things are back to normal.

And ya... look at the n00b trying to be cool there. We need to get some more threads going so he gets what an important job my brother does on the site just by being evil. Good-guys are boring. Anti-heroes rock.

And Void is very scary!!!!! He even killed EXX in one story...

[Teirnan Elidor]

I in no way ment to bash anyone's credibility. I'm sure that he's the evil of all evils. (Although i wonder, if he's so anti-hero why does he need you to defend him.) As Draches inadvertintly pointed out it was "funny," as in a joke (I have a bad sense of humor, just ask Serenity). I have no quarrels with anybody in the forum and I only wish to get to know people better. Even though anti-heros may rock, without "heros" there would be no "anti"-heros (they would all die of boredom).

I personally have enjoyed the exploits of many a villian...
Here's to the dark side. *clinks wine glasses together*

[Fyre]

so let's get a story going where he can prove his evilness to us who haven't read it before.

I mean I've been here for 2+ years and not read any of his work, I want to work with you VOID.

[Tourniquet]

The reason you haven't RPed with him is because we were doing the whole 'fighting Void' thing a lot longer than 2 years ago.

And, for the love of God Teirnan... shut up. lol. You gotta remember, pretty much everything, everyone says outside of role-play is a joke.

[White Dragon Alorith]

'Cept for me, everything I say is a joke. Unless it is about Serenity, than anything I tell you about her is true, such as did you know that she really has eleven toes? On her face? It's true, I can not tell a lie.