King of the hill

[Silentiea]

Some time later, Silentiea falls out of a decaying orbit and becomes a meteor, crashing into the former site of the hill.

And there was much rejoicing.

(Silly rules all)

[Pandora]

Oww crispy fried chicken? oh sorry i didn't know you were..... what the heck happened to you?Mirravin is woken up by what she assumes is the smell of really good food to find Alondor sitting in front of her burnt to a crisp.

eww! and to think you made me hungry! She whined in complaint. Then she looks for the hill and when she can't find one she simply builds another one.

Ha! bet none you thought of this one!

I be queen! hear me roar!

[alondor]

Alondor walks up and simly pushes miravin away

let everyone rejoice for i am the king agian

[Silentiea]

Silentiea the Endless prophet spends trillions of dollars of taxpayer money and seven years' time to build a giant space station, which then is used to fire tiny microlasers at whosoever should occupy the Hill and not be Silentiea at the same time. That done, Silly goes up and sits on top of the now empty Hill.

Bow. Bow and tremble.

[alondor]

ten thousand meteors pound the space station which crashes to the ground and sends silly silentiea flying

i am in control agian may meteors doom you all

[Pandora]

a giant one eyed monster come out of nowhere and gobbles up everyone on the hill.

Mirravin daintly placed herself back on top of the hill.

I wonder how that happened?


I be queen, hear me roar!

[alondor]

Alondor slices open the neck of the beast and jumps out. He then picks it up chucks it at miravin and walks up to the top of the hill say "I have know idea miravin the sommoner(sp?). Either way the rightful king is back may the water flow gold

[Silentiea]

Silly waits for a while while Alondor reads up on the particulars of the King Midas Legend.


Then giggles slightly and goes back to the hill WHERE ALL BOW DOWN IN WORSHIP!

[alondor]

After finishing his book Alondor gets up walks up to the top of the hill and turns Silly into a statue

Bow before your rightful king

[Pandora]

Haa haa his all stiff!Points and laughs at Sil.
tiptoes around Alondor and shoves him off the hill he's not looking.


I be queen, hear me roar.

[Silentiea]

Suddenly, Silly walks up and inspects the statue Alondor made. After a few moments, the statue gets pushed over and lands on Mirravin, leaving room for Silentiea to be the new Lord and Master of the mighty Hill.

[Pandora]

catapolts statue at sil on hill, sil on hill falls from hill and miv takes hill back and tosses rasberries from her new throne on top of hill.

muahahahaha! tase my evil rassberries! I got them from the strange new shop at the bottom of the hill!

I am queen, hear me roar!

[alondor]

Suddenly the bomb that alondor hid in the rasberries when he sold them to Miv explodes and sends Miv Flying Alondor is King Again!

[Falconer]

Using my psionic powers, I throw Alondor flying and stake my postion on the hill.

I am king!

[Pandora]

steals more evil rassberries from the shop at the bottom of the hill and tosses them at Flaconer. They explode and send him flying into the air. Then Mirravin climbs back up the hill again.

Ha! evil rassberies go boom!

I be Queen, hear me roar!

[Silentiea]

And then, as they say, there were none.


Except for Silentiea, KING!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!

[alondor]

Alondor comes down with his sword and slices Silentiea to ribbons. I have returned may my people rejoice and may gold rain from the heavens. Oha nd mirravin you owe me ten kilograms for the evil rassberries

[Silentiea]

Ribbons or not, Silentiea proves a formidable adversary, and as Alondor runs off to regroup himself, Silly sits once again upon the Garlanded Throne Upon the Hill.

[Pandora]

Ha you will never see your muny! You charge too much anyways!

Does happy thief dance and is queen again.

I be queen, hear me Roar!

[Falconer]

steals more evil rassberries from the shop at the bottom of the hill and tosses them at Flaconer.

"Flaconer"?

*fires weapon of correct spelling at Pandora, knocking her off the hill in the middle of her happy thief dance.* I AM THE KING!

[Silentiea]

As it hpapnes, Silentiea konws the sceret of good spleling btetr than most, and uses this knwolegde to best Falconer at his own gmae.

And thereby become once more the rightful and god-appointed ruler of the Hill.

[Pandora]

As it hpapnes, Silentiea konws the sceret of good spleling btetr than most, and uses this knwolegde to best Falconer at his own gmae.

HEY! I am queen of typos! you can't take that away from me! I doded da bestest typoos uf alled!


I be queen, hear me roar!

[Marik]

Unfortunately for them all they had not noticed Marik sitting about three feet above said hill.

Thereby making him ruler.

He drops a large flag down to proclaim his victory.

(Don't ask where he was hiding it...)

[Falconer]

Falconer opens fire with his gun of Correct Spelling, the orthographical blasts knocking everyone flying!

Everything that has a beginning has an end. I am the King!

[Pandora]

steals correct spelling gun and turns it into coontury hick shooter.

Shooted every bodies widdit, and takeses dat der hill back orer.

I is da Qwereen Here me Roar!