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*lifts mallet* this should do the trick. It will dull your pain, your senses, and even your wit, at no extra charge!
The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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Why didn't I think of that?
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...Oh, right, with the concussions. That's why.
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...Oh, right, with the concussions. That's why.
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YOu could always just break the leg...then the pain is no longer in the head....the leg on the other hand, would not be my problem
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.
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My personal rule is 'if it hurts, cut it off. Then it won't'. Of course, sometimes that can seem a little extreme.
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Especially the head. I never really liked how the chickens would show off their lack of head before dying...i always thought it crude humor.... and then i realized that i did the same thing to my shadow when she wouldnt fit in the box and kept bumping her head.
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.
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There once was a chicken with its head cut off which lived for two years after and then chocked to death. On it's food-tube.
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you do realize that that is so not true right?
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.
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Actually it is. When they decapitated the poor bird, they cut too high and most of his brain stem survived. The bloody bits healed and he lived in need of intense care from his owners since he didn't have a head, and that makes it hard to get by. I don't know if it's the tube itself he choked on or the food they gave him, but I do know that he totally survived getting his head cut off.
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mmhmmm alright then
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.
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Believe it. Or not.
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I dunno, Silentiea, this is one of those things were I want to see an article link.
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If I cared enough about your belief in the headless chicken, I'd go looking for an article link. Thing is, I don't, and at the moment a headless chicken is one of the last things I want to see, so...
Find it yerself.
Find it yerself.
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it is good to know i am not forgotten. But i probably will be soon again. Well maybe not. As long as i get on again.
Sorry guys i've been traveling around germany and have had no computer. Still there too. so i wont be on much.
Sorry guys i've been traveling around germany and have had no computer. Still there too. so i wont be on much.
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.
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