It was Another day in physics, and our teacher told us about how every 20,000 years, the north and south poles change positions, so instead of needles in compasses pointing north, they'll point south. This, alone, would cause chaos on our modern day Earth. But, to add insult to injury, skin cancer will sharply increase, because, while they do eventually realign, it takes about 100 years or so, and, because our magnetic feild will be weakened, we can expect the following to occur
~As many as ten Aura Borialis's in the U.S. alone
~Many electronic instruments not working
~many more skin cancer patients
~The final stage in raising zombies from the grave ( www.fzva.com , go here to learn how to protect yourselves)
These events are already starting to occur, the Aura Borialis is dissappating, and it has been over 100,000 years since the last polar realignment, as oppossed to the normal 20,000. Happy Apocolypse
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