Funny Pics and jokes

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:41 am

heres another one

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:54 am

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few beers they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers (Art and Gary) and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."
The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says "you know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead? says his friend, "why would you say that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the whole time I was loving her!"
His friend says "I think mine was a witch!"
"A witch?" says the first" "why the hell would say that?"
"Well " the first man replies "I was making love to her, kissing her neck and when I gave her a little bite on the neck, she farted and flew out the window!"

Symptoms of bird flu:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield!!!

wut2say · Post by **wut2say** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:39 pm

ok those are just gross and disgusting!

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:54 am

NO WAY!!! They are definitely enlightening and completely acceptable by all social standards to date. Good job, jakesmum.

wut2say · Post by **wut2say** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:36 pm

weird

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:02 pm

Yeah... Hey Wat2say, have you ever tried to fly like that? Call me crazy, stupid, or whatever, but I've actually tried that before because I really loved the book...

wut2say · Post by **wut2say** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:59 pm

actually i have, it worked once, but it works the best in my dreams cause when i sleep i hover 6 inches off my bed. its really weird when i wake up cause i fall and pop my neck(ouch)

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:47 pm

Wut2say, I may have told you this but here it is again anyway...

If you go to google and type "answer to life, the universe, and everything", the google CALCULATOR will give you 42

I thought it might be of interest to you.

wut2say · Post by **wut2say** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:15 pm

ur kidding

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:14 pm

As funny as that is, no, I'm telling the truth. You can also ( Jeez, this conversation feels WAY too familiar for comfort ) go to google, type in "failure" push the I'm feeling lucky button, and come up with George W. Bush's biography...

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:32 am

ha ha lets call him names till he bleeds

chunky monkey

faggot fingers

fat so

P.S. this topic is for funny pics and good jokes and for people who have a posotive opinion over them if you dont want to say nice things dont say anything!

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:37 am

Back to the matter at hand!
3 men walk in to a pub bla bla bla some one else post a funny pic or joke

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:54 pm

jakesmum, were you insulting me or someone else???

Chalgrish · Post by **Chalgrish** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:58 pm

This humor is not funny. It's crude and useless, in addition to showing that the person whom laughs at this is a general twit.

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:54 pm

I beg to differ...

PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME DIFFER!!!!! I BEG YOU, ALL I WANT TO DO IS DIFFER!!!!

That was my three seconds of mandatory indignity...

...but seriously, good job jakesmum, keep up the good work and please don't hesitate to post future jokes and funny pictures.

And Chalgrish, if you can't laugh at those more miserable than you, than what can you laugh at???

56 · Post by 56 » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:45 pm

here's a more wierd than funny picture, it was created using microsoft flight simulator.

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:53 pm

I have to say, that is pretty cool. I like those types of pictures...

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:35 am

Funny as they may seem we do have a lot of negative people here like ermm im not naming names but they are bloody funny now lets post funny stuff

hey i know a good site http://www.fat-pie.com/ when you get on it go on burnt face man and devvo or if your sick and derranged go on the daft salad fingers theres an episode about "rusty spoons"

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:12 am

what do you say to a chav when they get their dream job ?

A: big mac and fries please

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:49 pm

Why did the orange cross the road........to get to the other side!!!!!! aww wasnt funny was it just a random joke!!!

Exanderous · Post by **Exanderous** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:08 pm

This thread is interesting... I will give you that atleast.

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:42 pm

I like it....

wut2say · Post by **wut2say** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:48 pm

at least violence hasnt reached here yet i feel semi-safe
well for the time being

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:51 pm

It's because I haven't p***ed anyone off yet...