Funny Pics and jokes

wut2say · Post by **wut2say** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:53 pm

well try not 2 ok this is as close 2 a safe haven that i have on this board

no matter how much i disagree with some of the opinions

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:03 pm

Yes'sa' masta'...

wut2say · Post by **wut2say** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:13 pm

thank u kind slave of my own creation i shall forever remember wut u just said

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:18 pm

Oops... Looks like Abraham Lincoln just set me free. See you later, Wut2say. I'm going to go find a crappy job until the Black Codes are demolished. And after that, I'm going to go attend a ralley...

wut2say · Post by **wut2say** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:02 pm

and then maybe someday u can run for president or get the nobel peace prize or become famous in some other way(i wish u the best of luck!)

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:23 am

Yo moma jokes:yo momas so poor her kids asjk her wots 4 tea she kicks her shoes off and says corn

yo momas so poor she sees abegger and takes his money and says thanks

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:20 pm

This is a question that is still (sort'a) on topic...

Does anyone else have a problem with Chuck Norris jokes around you? My friends keep telling me these stupid A** jokes about Chuck Norris...

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:11 am

whos chuck norris?

Those jokes are the unfunny ones cos im not allowed to put the rude ones!!!!

Deran · Post by **Deran** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:12 am

Firuweata wrote:Wut2say, I may have told you this but here it is again anyway...

If you go to google and type "answer to life, the universe, and everything", the google CALCULATOR will give you 42

I thought it might be of interest to you.

I typed that into google. What i found was a wikipedia entry about that phrase and the answer. Then I went to the wikipedia entry for the number 42, and it says there: "In the ancient Chinese text the Tao Te Ching by Laozi the chapter 42 is an explanation of the universe. "

I thought it might be of interest to you.

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:57 pm

Thank you Deran...

Welcome to the club. Expect a free hat, T-shirt, and copy of "The Complete Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy"...

56 · Post by 56 » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:27 pm

This is the Denver International Airport. it's one of the most interesting places i have researched.
you can read more about it here: http://www.anomalous-images.com/christo.html

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:59 pm

Wow, I definitely don't have the attention span to read all of that...

But I know you can get an arial view of area 51 using google Earth...

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:22 am

Funny pics and jokes HINT

THESE POSTS ARE OFF TOPIC!!!!

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:30 pm

ha ha thats 1 funny pic

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:16 pm

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'damn'.

And by damn I mean dam.

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:20 pm

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Have fun, and beware the wrath of dead men in green sweaters.

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:34 pm

ha i love that fish joke !!! *no offence jishdefish*

Silentiea · Post by **Silentiea** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:06 pm

Yes, no offence intended, Fragum Friend.

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:02 pm

funny huh i feel sorry for the cat

Jishdefish · Post by **Jishdefish** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:50 pm

No offence taken, just borrowed!!

Dragonobsesie · Post by **Dragonobsesie** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:21 pm

Do fragum lay eggs?

Jishdefish · Post by **Jishdefish** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:12 pm

Yes the females lay about 8-9 eggs and about 2-4 of those are unfertilized....

A few of us have the ability to transform, but it is a difficult feat and takes much work to master..... and even fewer can breath fire.... I am one of those few.... on both counts.....

the ability to breath fire doesn't work to well underwater though

It can kill some fish but the methane spoils the meat...
Good thing we can fly and have opposable fins to walk short ways!!!

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:01 pm

Jishdefish wrote:No offence taken, just borrowed!!

hey i want my offence what you borrowed back

........please.

Jishdefish · Post by **Jishdefish** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:02 pm

Okay mum,

get it I offended you giving you it back!!!!

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:18 am

yea my offence !!!!!

right back to the matter at hand funny pics and jokes