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- Grand Master Venerable Dragon
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- Dragonfish Warrior
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- Lord Advocate Noble Dragon
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- The king of kings
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- Dragonfish Warrior
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- The king of kings
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- Silver sorceress
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i dont think that he meatn kill u he just said he must kill which means he could kill anyone from chalgrish to firuweata so u really dont have to worry to much unless u did something major to piss his off(did u?)
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.
- The king of kings
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- Silver sorceress
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well thats good.....
wait how can u be back to normal?.........when HAVE u been normal?
wait how can u be back to normal?.........when HAVE u been normal?
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.
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- Dragonfish Warrior
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- Silver sorceress
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naughty, naughty
*takes jishdefish and traps him in a bubble of water*
u cant kill everyone, then u would be quite lonely and ther would be no one to talk to.
*takes jishdefish and traps him in a bubble of water*
u cant kill everyone, then u would be quite lonely and ther would be no one to talk to.
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.
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- Lord Advocate Noble Dragon
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- Dragonfish Warrior
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- The Endless Prophet
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- Dragonfish Warrior
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- Silver sorceress
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yeah didnt get that
*takes sword from jishy*
once again naughty naughty, will u ever learn?
*puts him in steel bubble with water cushions* there now u wont hurt urself or others
*takes sword from jishy*
once again naughty naughty, will u ever learn?
*puts him in steel bubble with water cushions* there now u wont hurt urself or others
If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.
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- Dragonfish Warrior
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- The Endless Prophet
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You can't strangle yourself to death, you fall unconscious and your arms relax...
-He might be able to drown himself, I don't really know much about dragonfish anatomy.
It's pronounced FRAGUM.
-He might be able to drown himself, I don't really know much about dragonfish anatomy.
It's pronounced FRAGUM.
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens
Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
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- Dragonfish Warrior
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- Lord Advocate Noble Dragon
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"Lets not bicker and argue about who killed who...This is supposed to be a happy occasion..."
And that math problem was bullcrap...Anyone can find simularities between two things, such as two dates...
+10 points to the first one to name the movie the quote (in parenthesis) was from...
And that math problem was bullcrap...Anyone can find simularities between two things, such as two dates...
+10 points to the first one to name the movie the quote (in parenthesis) was from...
I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, a new Cadillac, and a plasma screen T.V....
- The king of kings
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- The Endless Prophet
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Firu, firstly those are quotation marks, secondly it's spelled parentheses when it's plural.
Jish, you were put into a shpere with water for padding on the walls, when you fall unconscious you'll fall into the water. Like I said earlier, though I still don't know much about... dragonfish, you could drown yourself.
Jish, you were put into a shpere with water for padding on the walls, when you fall unconscious you'll fall into the water. Like I said earlier, though I still don't know much about... dragonfish, you could drown yourself.
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it's lightning that does the work." ~Samuel Clemens
Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
Mah Griffon is © Todd Lockwood.
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- Dragonfish Warrior
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- Lord Advocate Noble Dragon
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Silentiea: It's Firuweata, not Firu. Please address me as such, or just call me Admiral...
And yes, I may be nearly perfect, but the english language has always stumped me...
Plus, I'm typing this in the dark, because I am currently staying in an Amish settlement...
And yes, I may be nearly perfect, but the english language has always stumped me...
Plus, I'm typing this in the dark, because I am currently staying in an Amish settlement...
I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, a new Cadillac, and a plasma screen T.V....
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- Dragonfish Warrior
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