Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:54 pm
Yep!
A farmer has 20 sheep. If all but seven drop down dead, how many does he have left?
A farmer has 20 sheep. If all but seven drop down dead, how many does he have left?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:58 pm
7, it only works if you say it
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:59 pm
Nyeh, true. XD
How many members of each animal did Moses take on the arc?
Sort of simple...
How many members of each animal did Moses take on the arc?
Sort of simple...
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:50 pm
Moses didn't build the ark. Noah did.
A man lives in a thirty story building. Everyday he gets up for work and rids the elevator all the way down. When he comes home he only rids the elevator half way up and walks the rest of the way. Why?
A man lives in a thirty story building. Everyday he gets up for work and rids the elevator all the way down. When he comes home he only rids the elevator half way up and walks the rest of the way. Why?
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:01 pm
because he only lives half way up not at the very top
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:03 pm
He's a midget and can only reach half the buttons!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:04 pm
Ersska was right. he's a midget
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:06 pm
oops forgot the walks the rest of the way up bit 
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:10 pm
Many have fallen but none have died.
Many have lost me and restlessly cried.
Many have I taken eternally
And many I have denied.
Many have lost me and restlessly cried.
Many have I taken eternally
And many I have denied.
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:14 pm
Er, the Reaper? XD
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:16 pm
nope
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:16 pm
Love
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:20 pm
wrong
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:20 pm
Really? Love fit it, like, perfectly
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:22 pm
huh... i guess love really could work. but that's not the answer i have
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:26 pm
is it life?
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:29 pm
nooooooooo
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:30 pm
I'm sure you all have heard this before:
What's greater than God,
More powerful than the Devil?
Poor people have it,
Rich people need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die.
I'm not sure if I got all of the verses -_-
What's greater than God,
More powerful than the Devil?
Poor people have it,
Rich people need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die.
I'm not sure if I got all of the verses -_-
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:32 pm
answer: nothing
(fyi, the answer to my earlier riddle was 'sleep')
An Indian chief had two sons and both wanted to be chief when their father died. The chief therefore laid a race for his two sons. The one who’s horse crossed the finish line LAST would be chief.
The Chief died that month and the race began. You can imagine how it went. Neither son wanted their horse to cross the finish line first. The tribe’s medicine man saw this dilemma and beckoned the two boys off their horses. He whispered something in their ears and both boys immediately jumped back on a horse and raced towards the finish.
What did the medicine man say?
(fyi, the answer to my earlier riddle was 'sleep')
An Indian chief had two sons and both wanted to be chief when their father died. The chief therefore laid a race for his two sons. The one who’s horse crossed the finish line LAST would be chief.
The Chief died that month and the race began. You can imagine how it went. Neither son wanted their horse to cross the finish line first. The tribe’s medicine man saw this dilemma and beckoned the two boys off their horses. He whispered something in their ears and both boys immediately jumped back on a horse and raced towards the finish.
What did the medicine man say?
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:36 pm
Nyeh, I have no clue...
A man carrying a briefcase is walking down a hallway. All of a sudden, the light goes out. When they come back on, a man is dead. Who is the man carrying the briefcase, and what happened to the man that died?
A man carrying a briefcase is walking down a hallway. All of a sudden, the light goes out. When they come back on, a man is dead. Who is the man carrying the briefcase, and what happened to the man that died?
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:42 pm
ugh, i know i've heard this one before!
i'm going to take one helluva stab in the dark here.
the lights went out which means the power went out. The man who died was on life support. The man walking down the hallway was his attorney...
yeah, one helluva stab
(mine was, he told the two boys to get back on their brother's horse and race it to the finish. the rules were whoever's HORSE crossed the finish line last would be chief)
i'm going to take one helluva stab in the dark here.
the lights went out which means the power went out. The man who died was on life support. The man walking down the hallway was his attorney...
yeah, one helluva stab
(mine was, he told the two boys to get back on their brother's horse and race it to the finish. the rules were whoever's HORSE crossed the finish line last would be chief)
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:54 pm
nopeErsska wrote:snow?
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:00 pm
Waves over water
Wind over mountains
flying above these
a marvel of nature I saw
Pure as diamond
white as cloud
is it the moon?
Wind over mountains
flying above these
a marvel of nature I saw
Pure as diamond
white as cloud
is it the moon?
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:24 pm
nyeh. 
hint: the narrator (or in this case,me)is the one flying above the answer to the riddle
hint: the narrator (or in this case,me)is the one flying above the answer to the riddle
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:56 pm
Anybody going to try?Jishdefish wrote:A dragon has laid me, but I am not an egg.
My skills are legendary, but my stature falls behind.
Once decided my belief's are held firm, but held in little regard.
What am I?
Best I could come up with on such a short notice....