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<center><b>Chalgrish</b></center>
There is a bandwith theft issue, causing error messages to appear on the board, that I believe is in regards to your avatar. Please remove it temporarily then contact me by private message so I can be sure that this was the source of the problems.

Thanks,

~Sarina

It seems that you were linking directly to an image from another site and this caused the board to ask for a username and password to show your avatar.

So to fix the problem I have downloaded your avatar and put it on my server. It should load fine now but be cautious in the future for such problem if you want to switch to different avatar.

O_o that wasn't supposed to happen! I swear...

Tempest, as long as your fixing things, there's a leaky pipe in the boards bathroom. That, and, the, blownuptoilet. It was so worth it, I swear. I have recordings of what Gabe's face was like right when it blew, $5.

Don't worry Chalgrish, it's an honest mistake to make. It just needed to be cleared up, that's all.

And BLAST IT, ALORITH! I thought I told you NOT to blow up Gabe while he's using the bathroom! We had talked about this! It's the third time this month already...

(No puns intended there...)

. . . But you're the one who hired me for the job. You even told me how to do it and gave me all the explosives.

*Sits on Alorith to shut him up, but then realizes she doesn't weigh enough to hold him down*

You kidding, you're the fattest one on the board! Gah, too much weight! Get off me fatty!

*winces as Alorith is punished*

Tch, I'm being punished just by having to put up with her every day at the board. I'm sure that she is equally punished by puting up with me every day also.

There, at least I got to 200 before she did.

Sorry Alorith but I have no pity for you! I've had to deal with her everyday, in REAL LIFE, since forever! Just don't give her your phone number...or your address for that matter. lol.

And yay Alorith! Reaching 200 before Serenity. I'm up to 40 I think.

Haha! Oh 201! What now?

I'm sure she has some way of stealing my information and killing me. You know her (unfortunately) and her crazy ways)

Trust you guys to be recording me on the toilet...

Elise is in denial about the restraining order I got on her... She thinks it was me.

And yes, Scott, we have cameras following you... You're just that special!

I don't know if I should be flattered or creeped out. lol.

freaks... i swear... i mean, i thought videotaping elise was bad. but geez....

This whole bandwith theft issue turned into a crazy talk show!! Aghh! To crazy for Aspaheir!! 0o0o0o0

This started off as bandwith? Shows what we can do when we get going. We must be geting better.

Tempest, as long as your fixing things, there's a leaky pipe in the boards bathroom. That, and, the, blownuptoilet. It was so worth it, I swear. I have recordings of what Gabe's face was like right when it blew, $5.

[Siren going off]
We got a 602, sector 5, bathroom!
[Heroic instrumental music]
Let's go!


But before I go, let remember that there *no* camera everywhere watching every of your move. Those box-looking devices with blinking light are actually... huh, eh... bird houses. Also the "bird houses" in the bathrooms and the dressing rooms are there for your own safety. Really... No don't ask.

Officially speaking, the board personals is not aware that some persons are wearing care bear underwear or that some other denizen read book about prison alcohol fermenting recipes.


- The ministry of management

correct that, Tempy! it's supposed to be Ministry of MAGIC! I guess I'll just pour water on the birdhouses for the um...birds to bathe in

Ah, score! Birds are in those? More food for me, and I could use them in more pranks. Releases birds into the air ducts. A short moment later a boom is heard and smoke pours out of all air vents* Oh, good they set off the smoke bombs I set up there last week. I thought Draches sold me a bad batch.