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Someone email one of the mods, we have a spammer on the loose.

and here i thought new discussion was taking place.

i just can't think of anything to say, honestly.

how do you think dragons would respond to spam, everyone? i bet i can guess what most of us will say.

by the way, i'm glad to see somebody else checks this place often.

Well, I got an email from a Nigerian Dragon, who's got a hoard of gold worth 2.56 billion US dollars, and which he needs to get out of the country - apparantly, if I help him, he will give me 15% of the hoard; he just needs me to send him $500 worth of gold to get the transaction set up.

Will he take slaves instead?

Only if they're young, female, and virginal. But he can buy them if he wants. He's mainly concerned with getting his hoard out of the country. I don't know why he needs my gold to do it, though...

Bribing the border agents. Unfortunately doubloons are no longer acceptable currency.

And he isn't attached to it, you know how much dragons hate giving up their own gold. Which raises the question of why he is offering 15%

Well, I sent him the $500 Gold. Now he's saying he need [sic] another $200 worth...

Seems legit.