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End Of The World???

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:45 am
by Firuweata
Does anyone in here know about the Aura Borialis, The magnetic poles, and current events. Lemme start from the begining...

It was Another day in physics, and our teacher told us about how every 20,000 years, the north and south poles change positions, so instead of needles in compasses pointing north, they'll point south. This, alone, would cause chaos on our modern day Earth. But, to add insult to injury, skin cancer will sharply increase, because, while they do eventually realign, it takes about 100 years or so, and, because our magnetic feild will be weakened, we can expect the following to occur

~As many as ten Aura Borialis's in the U.S. alone

~Many electronic instruments not working

~many more skin cancer patients

~The final stage in raising zombies from the grave ( www.fzva.com , go here to learn how to protect yourselves)

These events are already starting to occur, the Aura Borialis is dissappating, and it has been over 100,000 years since the last polar realignment, as oppossed to the normal 20,000. Happy Apocolypse :D

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:17 am
by Chalgrish
A) that's all true, but this has occured throughout human evolution, thus wiping out a couple thousand, but who cares? it would fix the population problem.
B) It would be Aurora Austrialis

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:01 am
by Fyre
Chal, if he posted it in the dragon discussion part then you could say that, but as it is he posted it in the general forum, therefore it's fair game.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:13 am
by Constitutiona
Fyre does have a point Chal.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:21 pm
by Taluscion
Apocalypse huh? I wouldn't be surprised, the world has gone downhill lately...

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:57 pm
by Firuweata
Yeah.... It's sunny here :(