zombie extermination 101

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:23 pm

What's the best way to rid your property of zombies?

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:28 pm

sorry, forgot to put this in the box above. Lem'me explain the situation.

Several days ago, the first zombies started rising from the ground. Since then, they have been popping up in multiple waves. I need your help to rid them from my property. They have the ability to turn me into one of them, as they have already done to my dog ('s all right, I didn't like him much anyway. Hope I didn't affect any tree-huggers out th'ar). I need your help in choosing the most surviveable way to go about this...

If you have an idea, strategy, ect. thats not in the pole, please post it. I need your help. There are about 100 of them outside my house right now.

wut2say · Post by **wut2say** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:37 pm

well ive already told u light and dead portal. um.......how bout u see if they respond to hi frequency sound waves, u now like a dog to a dog whistle. may scare them off

Kojack · Post by **Kojack** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:53 pm

Ive killed tons of zombies by useing my sword and Majestic Energy.

wut2say · Post by **wut2say** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:03 pm

hey firuweata do u have a sword?

Post by **vampirehunter42** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:57 am

The best idea is just turning them, or you could just rebuke them. Or if you are powerful enough destroy or command them.

snelly101 · Post by **snelly101** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:52 am

holy water has to be holy water

how do you make holy water

water + holiness =acid

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:27 pm

Sorry haven't been on in a while. Yes, I do own several swords, but I think that this is the work of an evil necromancer. Holy water might work on him, but not his minions. I did find out that with the right amount of alcohol, and a flaming rag, I can make molotav cocktails, though they aren't as efficient as I had hoped.

I could just hire another necromancer, but they are SOOO expensive. I guess that could be our last option. and by the way, my old preacher told me that they make holy water by boiling the hell out of it.

( he really did tell me that)

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:04 pm

Ok guys, I did it. I got them all killed off. It was so easy. I am friends with a necromancer at school, and I was getting desperate, so I contacted him and asked if he could do it, and he agreed. When I told him about the characteristics of these zombies, he told me that all I had to do was throw something shiny in the middle of the crowd of them. I did this and they all killed each other over it, and I took a sword to the last one remaining.

So thank you to all who tried to help me and for those of you in the future, if the zombies all come up at once and won't leave a certain area, they are considered chemical biohazard zombies, and can be killed by throwing a shiny object in the middle of their group

Mia · Post by **Mia** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:15 pm

If you blow their brains out its the easiest way....you have to sever the spinel cord

Firuweata · Post by **Firuweata** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:19 pm

Yeah, I mean, I did go to the FVZA's ( Federal Vampire and Zombie Administration) website, and they said that and incineration ( catching them on fire ) would kill them.

I did do the whole, get a shot gun and go all resident evil on their a**es, but they were extremely durable.

And molotov cocktails would only kill one, maybe two at a time, and was a big let-down.

But that shiny object thing, wow. I went outside today, and only one was left alive. I gave it a lesson in having the s*** beat out of it, and, tah-dah, no more undead things roaming around my house.