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Malchios showed me this the other day and it took me about 7 minutes to get my pseudo-composure back.

One Fine Day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords,
And shot each other
The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and shot the two dead boys
If you don't believe that my lies are true,
Ask the blind man!
He saw it all too!

What... if you dont believe that my lies are ture... hold on. What... how can a blind man see it too? How can a deaf police officer hear? How can you stand back to back and face each other? What? That story is oddly unique. It puts new meaning to the word oxymoron.

Nice! Thats awesome!

My friend told me that story once, and I thought it was friggin' hilarious, as I do now...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My mom told it me when i was young.

i learned that at camp YEARS AGO!!!!!

my friend and i thought uop actions to it

we still sing it every now and then just to annoy each other


if u think about it for a while it can really happen