Dragnix.Net

Got this off Tser's Lair. Anyone know the existence of others?


You might be a Dragon...

-if you go by your Dragon name
-if you get your name legally changed to your Dragon name
-if you have to explain that your name doesn't come from a specific nationality, it's Draconic
-if you can't explain what your name means, because it doesn't translate into a human language
-if you are frequently addressed as "Dragon", "the Dragon Lady [Guy]", "Dwagin" or a similar nickname
-if you are called these nicknames by people you don't know
-if you are easily distracted by shiny pretty thingies
-if you hoard shiny pretty thingies
-if you hoard Dragon-related objects
-if you hoard anything you can get your claws on
-if you protect your hoard viciously, tooth and nail
-if you take care of your hoard as if it's alive
-if you move all your possessions into a pile in the center of the floor to sleep on it
-if you make your blankets into a nest
-if you are tempted to try to incubate large round objects
-if you find yourself getting huffy when someone spouts a common dragon stereotype or prejudice
-if you always root for the dragon
-if you hate stories where the dragon loses or dies
-if you can go for days without sleep or sleep for days
-if it takes a very long time for you to digest a meal
-if someone says your aura is "a funny shape... with weird protrusions... and a trailing... tail-thing"
-if you know all the Real Dragon hotspots in the world
-if you pouncehuggle your friends upon sight
-if you find mirrors confuzzling since they don't even depict the right species
-if you practice looking "intimidating" by baring your teeth
-if you're sure you should see scales and talons when you look down
-if you trip over your tail
-if you trip other people with your tail then laugh when they look confuzzled
-if you inquire at the salon about scale-buffing
-if you file all your nails to sharp points
-if you consider getting your teeth sharpened
-if you want to get your tongue forked
-if you've drawn scales on your skin
-if you like long warm soaks in the bath
-if you like to bask in the sun, especially on sun-warmed rocks
-if you doot regularly
-if you know what doot means
-if people ask you what doot means and you just smile at them blankly
-if you know you can fly
-if you've convinced others you can fly
-if you write dragonish stories
-if you write dragonish poetry
-if you draw dragons whether you're skilled at it or not
-if you doodle dragons when you're supposed to be listening to a lecture or paying attention in a meeting
-if you buy everything you possibly can that involves a dragon
-if you wear dragon-depicting clothing
-if you collect dragon art
-if you know your dragon statues by name
-if you've hissed, growled, snarled or roared at someone when they irked you
-if you've purred when you were petted
-if you look at reptiles and say "ohhhh, how kewt!"
-if you look at birds and feel a kinship
-if you've watched the sky for Dragons
-if you think UFO sightings are really dragons participating in a mating -flight
-if you've ever been mistaken for a UFO
-if you name all your companion animals "Dragon" in different languages
-if you've had a crush on a dragon in a movie
-if you refer to your significant other as your mate
-if you refer to your children as your hatchlings
-if you refer to humans as greggils, two-leggers, bipeds, georges, hew-mohns or "lunch"
-if you refer to your house as your lair
-if you refer to your food as your prey
-if you refer to birthdays as hatchdays
-if you refer to your nails as claws or talons
-if you use "fewmets" or "georging" as swear words
-if you peeped hungrily with your mouth agape at your parents when you -were a hatchling... er, baby
-if you feel most comfortable around lava flows, caves and other geological phenomenon
-if you try to snort smoke in indignance
-if you've tried to cook marshmellows by breathing on them
-if you lash your tail when you're angry
-if you've had to watch yourself around pies so you don't *splut* someone with them
-if you play with your food
-if you sneak-up-and-pounce your dinner
-if you invite faeries and gryphons to tea
-if you've spent entire days sleeping
-if you've spent entire days watching butterflies or growing grass
-if you know how long a dragonlength is
-if you've had the urge to cavort, bound or prance gaily when happy
-if you subscribe to Alt.Fan.Dragons, chat, #afd, participate in Alfandria MUCK, another dragon-related MU*, Draconic or various other dragon -communities across the net
-if you belong to a Real Dragon group away from the computer
-if you've been mistakenly diagnosed as insane due to your draconity
-if you're a member of the Real Dragons list
-if you haveve IRC set to hightlight and "beep" whenever anyone says "dragon"
-if you have your claw prints rather than footprints on your hospital birth certificate
-if you're known to be a dragon by other people
-if you know you are a dragon

Some of those apply to me, but I know I'm not a dragon.

-if you like long warm soaks in the bath
-if you draw dragons whether you're skilled at it or not
-if you've hissed, growled, snarled or roared at someone when they irked you
-if you've had the urge to cavort, bound or prance gaily when happy

By the way, what does "doot" mean?

if you take care of your hoard as if it's alive

The only way to do things!

who almost all of those apply to me.

That's creepy. Almost all of thost apply to me. Especially the first ones. My nickname at school is "DRAGON!!" And people ask me to hiss at them. I could go on and on about how it seems like you are talking about me. But I'll refrain. :3

im with the secound post im jsut a draogn fantic thogh so i go with some of the mental options there

Almost all of those apply to me!!

same with me.................a lot of people have said that so it doesnt really seem significant.

well i think they are important.

Maybe we're just a bunch of weirdoes.....

Jishdefish wrote:Maybe we're just a bunch of weirdoes.....

Or we love dragons a lot

i am going to go with we love dragons

well this site requires you be a dragon or a draogn fantic like me

Many of those apply to me. I always thougt i was a human, but im not realy sure anymore.

thought and the accualy existance of something are to diffrent things

reasreaching what doot means only info i got so far is Doot is a rock band more info later

i don't think any one knows what doot means

Roadkill wrote:

Jishdefish wrote:Maybe we're just a bunch of weirdoes.....

Or we love dragons a lot

Or both!!!
Draconomicon!!!

HEh-heh...Jish youre like...both of those ten times over...actually, so am I ...

good for you

I think i'm like....half dragon. I go to bed, wait for my mom to say g'night and then curl up and make my bed a nest. i also hiss at people if i don't like them ...............and yes, reptiles are "kewt"

Ersska wrote:Some of those apply to me, but I know I'm not a dragon.

-if you like long warm soaks in the bath
-if you draw dragons whether you're skilled at it or not
-if you've hissed, growled, snarled or roared at someone when they irked you
-if you've had the urge to cavort, bound or prance gaily when happy

By the way, what does "doot" mean?

I do all this too.....

sometimes i try to fly.....my nickname is Dragon gal.......i walk on all fours up the stairs.....

good too know

I think people that say dragons don't exist or that dragons are extinct are evil liars( I also growl at people...)