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Wisdom from Doctor Wolfy

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:58 pm
by manofthewolf
You can run and run but the world is round so run one way and eventually you'll be back at your challenge.

A man is not truly measured by where he ends up but by what he overcame along the way.

'Tis not the reward that is great but the journey to it.

"Tis not the sword which is the slayer of evil but the hand that wields it.

Sure you can bench 500 pounds but with a swift movement of my hand your arm will from a 90 degree angle.
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So what do you think?Wise? Childish? Didnt read just randomly posting?(only joking on the last one)Please, post

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:39 am
by John
Riiiiight.

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:12 pm
by wut2say
ummmmmmmmm...............yyeeaahh they sound like chinese proverbs or something. i could give you a few of those(well kinda, more like the last one)

one thing to remember is to never underestimate the power of a pinkie.

some see things that are and say why, i see things that arent and say why not (robert kennedy)

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:34 pm
by manofthewolf
I swear i came up with those while drawing random ways for stickmen to die in class

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:48 pm
by wut2say
i LOVE devising ways to kill stick men. it's so much fun!

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:53 pm
by Falconer
If it feels like the world is coming at you, you're in the wrong lane.

There are no secrets, only hidden answers.

Insanity is needed for true courage.
And then some questions...
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there Braille dots on drive-up ATMs?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

What is, "Jumbo Shrimp?"

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:33 pm
by wut2say
HEy, i really like you......but dont let that get to your head, i'm not that important.

Never look behind you, you may find Momiji with a butcher's knife

I know i cant be serious, but you could give me a chance

If you cant be serious in life, find a way and stick with it. you may never have another chance.

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:15 am
by Akira
i heard these ones that are rather funny

Dont look back, they may be gaining on you

It is as bad as you you think and they are out to get you

ive heard some others that are funnier they are at the top of a website i go on